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Bloody conflict between Georgia and Russia: Confused Bush demands map

President Bush, a long time proponent of States’ Rights, became visibly agitated upon reading headlines of an escalating conflict between Georgia and Russia this weekend. While repeatedly stressing that US states should be allowed to act as sovereign entities with regard to foreign affairs, Bush nevertheless failed to hide his consternation at Georgia’s surprising access [...]

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  • The new Batman is sharp enough to puncture a lung. Heath Ledger's performance as the Joker is so stunning that by the end of the movie you may actually care that he has died. Several days into the afterglow I briefly entertained the notion of a sequel shot with his rotting corpse moved about on marionette strings, perhaps choreographed by John Malkovich. Audiences love ironic humor. #

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